I predict this trip will be positively Simpsonic!

Expect many blog posts like this one:

Last entry: I have mountaineered to the utmost but the peak is unclimbable. Worse still, that treacherous skunk Neil Ruskay stole my oxygen and tried to eat my left arm. Tell my remaining sister-wives that my last thoughts were of them...blinding and torturing Neil Ruskay. Cheerio.